I have the most stupidest, dumbo-est, gundu-est, slenger-est, bimbo-est and the most kental-est girlfriend I ever met!
We have this habit to conference late night. And I think yesterday was the night I laughed my ass off the most. Despite all that, I still love and I think im one of you girls also. So, yea! haha.We were laughing our ass off when Mai say she's a brunette! its not that, she pronounced it the wrong way! haha. Whats worst, she told us she just dyed her hair blue, so we called her 'blunette' instead. I was laughing my ass off first before I could correct her, while Wahtee go and correct her!
And Wahtee was trying to translate the profund English words to Malay, the exact same wayy! I tell you, its really really hilarious man! They were talking about them being EIGHTEEN first, so this was what she meant in English, " Look at the older sisters with legs hokay! " But, she translated it so direct that me and Mai was also laughing our ass off already. She said, " Kau tengok Kakak dengan Kaki." So, I thought, Kakak was Mai, just because she turned 18 already. And Kaki, which was leg, is Wahtee. So, next time Wahtee, please do not translate it so directly.
And there's many other thing that we laughed at. "Im a woman without VENGEANCE!" Ok, omg, thinking of all these make me laugh so hard. I still love my girlfriends thou.
On the lighter note, we shared problems, and we learn from each other how to demoralise people who think they are such big fucks, in a good way though. Its really good, so next time, we can just shut people mouth just like that! Like cool gitu kan!
And Mai, "Dia kat Johor suke-suke, Mai kat rumah stress2." haha.
Screw that guy. Now, we have reasons to interfere with you and that guy. We know you're all stressed up, but you can always count on us. Hope everything goes well for you, babe! Screw with one of us, screw with all of us! =)
Anyways, A big shout out " HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!" to all my idiotic Cina friends. Screw you guys! Haha! Wo de hong bao zai na li? =)
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I still remember the day you cried, and beg me to talk to you and keep you accompany till the wee morning. The day your girlfriend beat you up like you're one punchbag. I had a mixture of feelings. But I was definetly feel sorry for you. The moment I heard you cry, it was sucha heart ripping thing, really. I talked some sense. Whatever it is, wherever you are now with your girlfriend, I hope she change and realise how great a guy you are. I was grateful you told me you like me. You told me you wanted to break up with your girlfriend, and be wit me. I was over the moon, but I know it wont happen. I let you go, cause I think she deserve a second chance. Maybe its unfair for you, but I know you're one patient guy. I still remember you let me listen to your arguements with your girlfirend. Making me feel all so envy cause I was stuck on the other line for 30-45 minutes. And to hear you keep arguing with her, make my heart ache real baddd. Only God knows. If I was selfish, I will try to break you up with her. But, boy, I think you know me much more better, and you know that I lke you a whole lot, we know we each other a whole lot. But its true what they say, doesnt mean you love someone you have to be with them. I believe in that quote. Its lucky enough my heart have yet to love you. I miss how you sang that cute song everytime we wanted to put down the phone. I remember how you made stupid girlish voice, and said it wasant you, and making me laugh so hard till I beg you to stop. I miss the way you sing and sing and just couldnt stop singing to me. And your voice is sucha heaven to listen to. I would never shut you up cause your voice is one beautiful ones I ever heard. I miss the way we shout at each other and pretend to fight every now and then. And you will say to me, " B, asal kau tak pukul, sepak, hentak kepale aku kat dinding? Kau tak geram ker tengok aku? Kau tak nak tengok aku mati" I wil only reply, " you, im not your girlfriend, for goodness sake! i wont do that to anyone, ever lar b." He will just laugh and laugh and always thank me for being there by his side. He's very appreciative. Always kept thanking me and apologising to me. He always will ring me up and actually stay at home just to keep me accompany. And he lied to his girlfriend about his wokring time even, just because he's sick and tired of everything. One thing I cant understand him is that, why he keep holding on to her. And I still remember the day we searched for your girlfriend's bday gift, you told me how grateful you are to have me. And the time when you complaint that your zip keeps dropping. And I actually teached you how to zip it properly. And you actually pushed me to be infront of you to cover your shame to zip your pants in public. And how you make me laugh at every single thing you do. And how I shouted to the public that you are gay. And you shut me up by closing my mouth. I just miss you like hell, boy. I dont wish to call, text you up anymore. I just want to dissapear in your life, and let you and your girlfriend live happily ever after. Im not suffering, I just miss you damn much. Im happy the way I am now. But I was much happier when I was with you. I miss miss you a whole lot. Only God knows what my foolish heart is feeling right now. =)
I have the most stupidest, dumbo-est, gundu-est, slenger-est, bimbo-est and the most kental-est girlfriend I ever met!